Marriage is hard. Sometimes it’s nice to be nice. This time the column up at The Good Men Project is about eating out and showing the wife love.

Sometimes the wife wants you to be nice when you write about her.

“For Husbands to Please Their Wives”

Here’s an excerpt: “Watermelon is Cathreen’s favorite fruit, and she is crazy about fruit. She is addicted, though I suppose this is a lucky addiction; fruit will not wipe her brain, at least not permanently. Sometimes she is a zombie about fruit.”