New “Love, Recorded” column: “Early Risk Assessment.” Is it just me, or is pregnancy scarier when you want a baby than when you don’t?

Here’s an excerpt:

On New Year’s Eve, I will walk in the door and Cathreen will call out that I’m going to jail, that we got a letter that I committed a crime. “What can we do?” she says. This doesn’t seem like the way crimes work. Then she hands me a letter that says Claim. If you pronounce this in Korean, it sounds like “crime.”

In other Good Men Project news, the Weekend Fiction section I’m editing was launched with stories by actor and writer James Franco (“Yosemite”) and emerging literary star Sean Ennis (“Saint Roger of Fox Chase”).